Last Night While Walking In To The Music Store To Look For Ukelele's...

...A store employee was walking out. Here is the 3 way conversation that followed:

Music Store Employee (who will henceforth be referred to as M.S.E.) to Derek: You look SOOOO Familiar! Where do I know you from?"

Derek:"Um...High School?"

M.S.E.:"No..."

Me:"Well, Derek does cabinet work..."

M.S.E.to Derek:"What are your hobbies?"

Derek:"Um..."

Me:"He builds cabinets so maybe..."

M.S.E. to Derek:"Do you play any instruments?"

Derek:"I played the trumpet in Junior High"

Me:"and he does cabinet work now, so maybe..."

M.S.E.:"I play the trumpet! Cool!"

Me:"But he hasn't done it since Junior High. But he does cabinet work, so..."

M.S.E.to Derek:"I just can't figure out where I know you from. What have you been doing the past few days?"

Derek:"Um, I installed some cabinets"

M.S.E.:"OH! CABINETS! That's it! You installed my mom's new bathroom vanity cabinet this week!"

Derek:"Yeah, that's it."

(Story of my life, peeps. Story of my life.)

(Some days, I don't even need to show up.)

-XOXO,